21 October 2013, KEY WEST, FL - When I heard the Government was going to shut down to make sure I had not health care that was one thing I could understand. This is America after all not Canada. But what really got me was is that not kind of dangerous to let all the other countries in the world know. I realized we have become a lot more popular since 9/11/2011 just like all President Bush's friends hoped we would not, but still I think there are some countries that do not like us. Anyway even if we were going to shut the country down should we not have kept it a secret or PRETENDED on the news that even though trapguns are illegal for most of us regular folks that the U.S. would leave some of those around with missiles so no one would really want to come straying our way.
Anyway I am ashamed to say I wrote a post for another blog but really was on my way to Key West. I figured if they came to get us I could escape to Cuba on a fishing boat or tire or something and at least become a Two National (Tool? National) nope I got it now a dual national. In other words I was going to go and live under Commie rule just as I was too chicken to get blown away by one of them do not like us. I can not get a fully automatic AK-47 although they seem to have no problem at all. I guess we got to make money somewhere.
Well I called my Mom to admit I was going to become a Cuban-American. She said Maxwell you are the biggest idiot in the world (even though my real true name is Max Money). Why you going to go and do something fool like that? Did you not hear we got our Government back a couple days ago?"
"Mom, that is super-good news. You know I have been writing and traveling a lot. Trying to keep people up on the world of blogging with all the latest, most accurate news and techniques. Anyhow is this new Government as good as the old one? Whose the President?"
"Maxwell you really are a hopeless idiot."
"It is 'Money Max', and a lot of people happen to think I am an idiot with hope."
"You really are a dope, son." Then the line went dead after that like it did on a lot of our calls. Anyway nobody is here to read my biography but for the blogging years. Anyway in the interest of full disclosure I am putting my pageview count in the page right here so everybody can see it. Normally I would not do that as it can be very embarrassing but if it is at least it will inspire some of you!
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