Monday, March 24, 2014

Get Rich Real Quick Blogging In New Zealand About That Goodfellow President They Got - But Probably Wait To Publish Until You Get Home

       Monday, 24 March 2014, REPUBLC OF SAN MARINO - Hey everybody no worries mates like they say in Australia I know it might take everyone a few days to get back to the blog. But we have decided to speed up this getting rich by blogging deal by pitching in together and we can figure out how we are going to split up the loot I guess. Or "stash the ice" like they say if they are taking diamonds, which I do not even wish to speak of right now because they can raise some ethical issues those "blood diamonds" and all that.
       We should be able to tell that the group effort -- and remember the best idea so far and only one (and mine) is to do some sort of shock blog -- is paying off when those comments start to roll in and the discussion begins and heck maybe we can even make that the blog. Anyhow beside that I know I have heard there is some real big story waiting to be told in New Zealand.
       If you were going there on vacation because you believed one of those studies that is probably wrong that it is not a real corrupt place, of if you happen to be something like a New York Times, Los Angeles Times or New Yorker reporter being sent there with an unlimited budget to get that big scoop that the readers should eat up just about like "Bonnie & Clyde" (which was believe me considered to be of MUCH public interest, i.e., it sold a pile of newspapers following that story at the time), I would think your besa t move might be to look into that Lufthansa-job sounding guy, you know "Goodfella".
       Mr. Goodfellow I understand when he his not loan sharking, selling fake "historical" bricks, peddling mutual funds right through the front doors of a national political party like it is Wall Street or something, handing off cash to drug or maybe it was pizza delivery people named after that mafia Godfather guy on which they are trying to model their whole country is I believe the President of the country's ruling party and trying to have the whole joint live his own family's personal business dream "New Zealand - The New Mafia State".
     Anyway I bet you write something about that, only where it is legal and they do not throw you in prison for no freedom of speech nor the press, and I bet you just might make yourself some money. That or check out some of those Federal "Whistleblower" Rewards, and you "drop the time" on the right folks in the right slot, like pays ONE THIRD OF ALL TAXES COLLECTED BUT NEVER PAID FOR A HUNDRED YEARS buy some rich folks in knit sweaters, and you might just get yourself about a hundred trillion billion zillion million squared to one payout. Not bad for a dime! Keep blogging, and Hold On!

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Saturday, March 22, 2014

Max Money - "The Official Voice Of Google" - Just Kidding, Okay? Max Money Is Nothing More Than "His Google's Voice"

       Saturday, 22 March 2014 -CHICKALOON, ALASKA - All right you folks who have hung in there all this time remembering that every time you try to publish a blog and get approved for Adsense you are officially out there looking for a job (please check your local law on that as I cannot and do not purport to give legal advice which can only be given by a duly licensed practitioner of law).  But those of you who have been patient can see we are about to jump ahead of the pack and leave their tired rankings and that gobbledygook behind.
      IT'S TIME FOR US TO LAUNCH SHOCKBLOG! (Now they will try to steal that name from me, too, as if there were no copyright law, Berne convention or other intellectual property laws before "Grab My Domain!" So maybe some of us might finally send in some suggestion comments (or money) to the blog. The few devoted readers we have can contribute, discuss, strategize, monetize and come screaming onto the blog scene that we will not lead it, WE WILL STOMP IT!  Right on.

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Monday, October 21, 2013

Is It Safe To Come Out? Do We Have A Government Again? Okay, Let Us Blog

       21 October 2013, KEY WEST, FL - When I heard the Government was going to shut down to make sure I had not health care that was one thing I could understand. This is America after all not Canada. But what really got me was is that not kind of dangerous to let all the other countries in the world know. I realized we have become a lot more popular since 9/11/2011 just like all President Bush's friends hoped we would not, but still I think there are some countries that do not like us. Anyway even if we were going to shut the country down should we not have kept it a secret or PRETENDED on the news that even though trapguns are illegal for most of us regular folks that the U.S. would leave some of those around with missiles so no one would really want to come straying our way.
      Anyway I am ashamed to say I wrote a post for another blog but really was on my way to Key West. I figured if they came to get us I could escape to Cuba on a fishing boat or tire or something and at least become a Two National (Tool? National) nope I got it now a dual national. In other words I was going to go and live under Commie rule just as I was too chicken to get blown away by one of them do not like us. I can not get a fully automatic AK-47 although they seem to have no problem at all. I guess we got to make money somewhere.
      Well I called my Mom to admit I was going to become a Cuban-American. She said Maxwell you are the biggest idiot in the world (even though my real true name is Max Money). Why you going to go and do something fool like that? Did you not hear we got our Government back a couple days ago?"
       "Mom, that is super-good news. You know I have been writing and traveling a lot. Trying to keep people up on the world of blogging with all the latest, most accurate news and techniques. Anyhow is this new Government as good as the old one? Whose the President?"
       "Maxwell you really are a hopeless idiot."
        "It is 'Money Max', and a lot of people happen to think I am an idiot with hope."
         "You really are a dope, son." Then the line went dead after that like it did on a lot of our calls. Anyway nobody is here to read my biography but for the blogging years. Anyway in the interest of full disclosure I am putting my pageview count in the page right here so everybody can see it. Normally I would not do that as it can be very embarrassing but if it is at least it will inspire some of you!

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