Where Did That Week Go? Did That Happen To You Too Bloggers To Get Rich?

       Sunday, 22 September 2013, RENO - Okay I did not mean for that to happen but the next thing I know a week has gone by without a new post. Now my mother has cried and said, "Maxwell (not my name. my name is Max Money) why do you not go out and make an honest living". So naturally I reviewed my many skills and gave a good deal of thought to what was making my mother unhappy. I concluded it was my sister. Anyway I cut my skills down to the "short list" so it did not take too long. There was blackjack but that was not too reliable.
       And here I find myself back at blog central station where I gave my word that we would blog to get rich. I have to stop watching all that Adsense stuff. It makes me feel like a loser. What is the matter with me? Are my ads upside down? Is someone else getting paid for them because I put down the wrong number somewhere? Do everybody else's ads start like this: "Max we can help you. Please just send us your credit card number for safekeeping. We have helped thousands of people just like you."
       Help me what? Maybe I could just get some of the big ads. I follow all the instructions for the super-big ads but mine come out all teenie-weenie in colors like white on white or pea green on black, excuse me. Okay but I did find out some neat things we can do. If you have more than one post you can put an ad between posts, did you know that? Did I already tell you that? Well maybe you will remember it. HA HA!
       Go to "Layout". Click on "Post". See how there are all kinds of things that you can choose there. I have no idea what they mean mostly. But there is one that says "Put ads between posts". If you have your layout set right, I think, and you go to "Earnings" that will take you to "Adsense". Look for something that says "Your ads" or something like that. Drop it down. Pick the one that says put ads on your sidebar and between posts. And then you maybe you will be off and running. If you are not you can ask the "community". That is the two million other people who do blogs. One of them maybe will get back to you with a suggestion. Like turn on your computer.
       Meanwhile I do not get it with those "Search" boxes. They say I can have three, but they only let me have one. It is even worse with those "linkages" that they say do not count either. Like the "search" boxes however we are supposed to get money if someone searches and then clicks on something well here if they click on a word or phrase and that leads to something else, which they click on, we get money. And getting rich as my Uncle Money used to say is all about getting money. That is why he took all my Aunt Money's for "investments" before he was arrested for being married to three other women.    
       You would be surprised however that "marital privilege" does not work so well if you do that if you marry too many people at once. In fact it does not work at all. I saw a show on Oprah's "boy wonder" Dr. Phil one day last summer when my TV was working for about a couple hours after it was fixed by the same people who fixed my computer so it worked for a couple hours too. Anyway on that show they had on a divorced couple where the guy's "estranged" former wife called and said she wanted to talk to him for having an affair. So he went right over even though she and her boyfriend had tried to kill him a couple times already. He told his friend to call the police if he was not out of there by a certain time later in the morning.
       Did anyone see that Dr. Phil? Anyway, after the commercial we learned that after he went over they had a pretty good talk for a while. She still loved her former husband that she had tried to kill although she was confused. After a while he asked, "So you are not seeing him anymore?" She was honest, I will give her that. She pulled out a cocked loaded .357 Magnum pointed at him from a couple inches straight into his face. She said, "No. I am. I need to call him and ask him what to do." So she did.
       Meanwhile the guy's friend called him on his cell phone and told him he was worried. Should he call the police? How was it going? He told his friend he was not sure. That he should call back probably pretty soon.
       Now at the same time on her phone the boyfriend apparently said, "Empty the gun in his face." So she did. She hit her husband I think about four or five times in the head.
       Then, get this, she said, "Are you okay".
       Her husband said, "You hit me four times in the face, once in the ear, and the others missed. I think you hit that washer/dryer I got you."
       She told him she better call the police and did. Women are funny like that. "They want to know if you are okay? They want to send an ambulance if you need one."
       "I am not sure. I do not feel so well. You shot me a few times in the head."
       "They said we should wait. They want to talk to you." He agreed that they should come talk to them. While they waited the boyfriend called back. He was mad that she did not kill him. Then the police got there.
       He said he did not want to press charges. He agreed with Dr. Phil that their relationship had some problem. Dr Phil asked the guy if he would marry her again. He said he did not know. Dr. Phil observed that it was not a healthy relationship. Then it was time for the show to end. My TV broke again before Judge Judy's show. I am kind of afraid of her anyway. Like my Mom. Okay well I better go study some more Blogger.  Hang in there we should be rich any day now.

Do Not Forget Your Readers Would Like Something To Read In The Morning So Please, Oh, Do What You Want!

       Saturday, 15 September 2013, HENDERSON, NV - Sometimes it can be lonely at the top. Many of  the rich and famous have their own troubles and problems. Sometimes there are tragedies that are the things of which movies are made. In the world of blogging just like in all the great traditions where we have seen the "thrill of victory" we also have seen the "agony of defeat". That is what they used to say at the beginning of ABC's "Wide World Of Sports" I think when they showed somebody wiping out badly while skiing down a track.
       Well readers I just want you to know that you do not have to worry about your Max Money. I think on this blog we have come to terms with the challenges there might be with the life of a blogging superstar. I have even practiced evasive driving moves (on a closed track) of having to escape from the blogging paparazzi. Do not even talk to me about Lady Di, it brings a tear to my eye. Thinking of this uncle I had who was on his way to becoming a roller derby professional when one day he started showing up at places like the auto parts store dressed as a . . . . Oh never mind, I am getting a little bit off track here.
     Anyway I was thinking about all this rich and famous stuff because there are times we are going to have to make sacrifices. Nobody likes to make sacrifices of things they love except, except here I am not afraid to say that I love blogging with all my heart. Well anyway I like it okay. Better than breaking rocks, right? Have we found our calling? For me everyone in the family has been real understanding I think since now there is more room on the sofa,,they just say, where's Dad is he out in the garage again? And we do not even have a garage. But for the first time yesterday after longer than I can remember I thought I am going to sit down and really try to absorb some of . . .sorry I fell asleep and cannot remember what I was trying to aborg . . . . Well that got "aborged" alright.
      Oh right now I am back on track I think because maybe I already wrote the same thing in another blog the other day but I guess there is nothing wrong with reinforcement. It helps if one is reinforcing something that is basically correct. There is not so much value in reinforcing the incorrect. In fact that is another one of my big fears in life is that I will choose the wrong sources of information to follow or worse yet to be one myself. I think it is really impressive how some people do not even worry about it so much they just go with the choice that everyone else is making. It is kind of like always getting in the longest line to wait I guess on the theory that even though there may be several other shorter lines or none at all so long as I stick with the others I cannot go wrong.
       I guess I better get to the point which was going to be for one thing about blogging readers like to see fresh material. I was going to make a point of having this post out first thing in the morning for our United States readers anyway which is why there is a headline about not forgetting the special responsibilities of being a dependable blogger. For example not spending all night partying but setting aside some time to write. That did not work out so well because I fell asleep.
       However something I did learn yesterday is that even though it is hard to admit one has been making a mistake (for several years) but I actually did find that there was some good stuff in that Blogger material on Google about making more money with ads. They even have things that tell you how to do things to get around Google's rules with Adsense and stuff which is either pretty cool or they just have so much material that they cannot possibly tell what it is they are putting out there. For example one guy telling the viewers how to get extra Adsense accounts.
       But I do not even have to go there because I can tell you that I learned some things that I can see right away will make a difference. I have tried writing for reasons other than to get rich, but since that is what we are writing of here I think I should even if some readers may have already found in five minutes yourselves, I do not know. Also I the more I learn I think we can do this and all help each at the same time. For example if there are some blogs out there that people really find worthwhile reading they may well set aside more time and find they like some of ours, too. We hope.
       Okay I will just try repeat a few examples that might give bloggers a quick payoff. Also I would check what I say here to make sure it is first not dead wrong and second maybe you can easily improve upon it. The first one even I picked up a while ago for Adsense. For each group of ads we are allowed ONE of the biggest, that is 300x600. Then one thing I never even figured out before is to get an ad straight down through or under posts we go to LAYOUT. Then on the POST box click EDIT. So here are a bunch of things you can do, but the one I was not even sure of before about ads was that there is a box to CLICK to allow I think it is called an "INLINE" ad. That way if we like we can have an ad down the same vertical line between posts. If we do the settings there by default they will apply to all inline ads I believe through our whole blog
       Almost done, but this one is worth knowing as well. You can make money from having a SEARCH BOX. That is a gadget and it somehow can lead to ad revenue but bloggers better read up on how that one works, although to start we just need to know that we can put up to two search boxes in per group of THREE ads, which includes the INLINE and the 300x600 above.
       Next time I need to share what I learned about link ads (which do not count toward the total), but I used to really like them because they were just some terms across the page that readers could click on about something that was in my posts. I think I finally figured out why I have not been able to make it put those on a blog I have had for a while before. I will check on that and tell you why. Okay soon I think it will be time to answer some questions, right, as in is anybody reading this? We shall see.

Max

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       Thursday, 12 September 2013, GILLIGAN'S ISLAND - Now what kind of a person becomes a blogger is a hard question to answer because if you told a person just a couple score back that that was going to be perhaps an important step they took coursing down the path of life they of course so far as I know would not even have a clue what you might be talking about. "Don't dominate the rap, Jack, if you got nothin' new to say." Copyright Grateful Dead.
       We of the Money clan are generally a very inquisitive bunch so one would expect that one of the first things that we might try to do if we were going to set about blogging would be to look up the etymology of his so-called word "blog". I have never cared for it myself as it sounds like something that a pre-schooler is mispronouncing.
       My first thought would be that like many words in the English language that sound somewhat strange and unrelated to any other words that come right to mind is that it is an onomatopoeia. An ononmatapoeia is a word that sounds like that which it describes. A good example would be a word like "Wow" or "Pow" that in its very pronunciation evokes that from which it derives its meaning. They tended to have a lot of these cartoonesque words on a show like "Batman" when he and Robin ("the Boy Wonder") would get into staged fistfights. These words were literally "thrown" onto the screen like a Jackson Pollack onto a painting with a lot of similar accompanying minor ones representing sounds such as "Zap" and "Zing" and "Zow" and so on.
       I think that that must have been one of the largest cultural influenes on our collective childhood in the waning days of the 1960's. For us it was the small Sony television on the kitchen table with yours truly closest the controls through our leisurely dinner post-late afternoon "Speed Racer" and into the lazy evening hours of the elder Moneys and the cocktail cart while for us Money children it was Gilligan's Island, the Flinstones "a ya-ba-da-ba-doo" time (now there is an onomatapoeia for you), "I Love Lucy" years before we would learn of friends grown older moved west to southern California taunting a drunken Desi Arnez from the Pacific beach behind his home, and then on to a summer evening outdoors or the seminal "Star Trek" and on later to surrealistic beatnik Ratpack thin-tie cool-smoking style of creator Rod Serling introducing another "Twilight Zone".
       Of course we heard about what was going on out in San Francisco by the summer of 1967 but by then too the body count from Vietnam was a growing nightly feature on the news, we just outside of New York where Frank Zappa was playing nightly to a largely suburban audience way out of our league which was definitely still the National, and yes I think in hindsight having come to see it for ourselves although we later heard that by the "Summer of Love" the apex had really already been reached MK-Ultra having made the great Acid experiment a foregone conclusion by the time it found its way into the United States Code Annotated.
       "Further" was retreating back to the tall trees of Oregon really ever since they left the Beatles concert at the Cow Palace too many screaming little girls in their ears, Hells Angels stomped Hunter Thompson south of the Great Highway were in hot pursuit, and back out East we still maybe had a couple more years at least through the decade's finale with one of Rusty Staub's great sliding catches through a seventh-inning watered outfield for the Amazing Mets with Nolan Ryan's sizzlers coming in at easy over one hundered miles per hour. Yes by then they were rounding them up in the urban ghettoes across the country Air America flying them out of Oakland for some very short tours of duty in the jungles of southeast Asia the body bags returning by night filling the cargo bays of the C-130's headed for the long morgues astride Doyle Drive ramping up to the Golden Gate still guarded by the Nike missile sites littering the woods of the Presidio and over in Marin the hills of Fort Barry on a world already starting to go from Cold to just a bit too warm....
       And already the technology looking for a purpose in transition through New Mexico but they already were on their way the smiling Macs getting ready to come around the corner of the approaching decades and not all that far behind here we are the bloggers come along E-Z heck any money invaders spread out to every corner of the earth, Hey, hey, with the Moneys, we're just moneying around. . . .
Careful Obama, careful careful Obama. . . .


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Growing Riches Flow In The Natural Course Via Our Most Powerful "Metatag" Simply "Most Ample Wealth Drawn In To Share With All"

     Tuesday, 3 September 2013, ZURICH - All aboard all that is right first two of us. Let our minds unwind and welcome back to the thinking person's place to share with boundless others our metatag. Think a blog that has yet to be thunk. Spellcheck that thunk is a word but spellcheck is not. Do I really believe a not-word that I thunk?  We are hoping here to do our part to make it a good today.
     This post started one week and night ago falling asleep smack onto the computer keyboard. Well Blogmen and Blogwomen. That because times have changed since the era in which we understand they set the very highly-acclaimed here unnamed television show about the heyday of the ADVERTISING INDUSTRY. It is back to the keyboardstone for at least two of us and what readers we have out there now blogging away.  However we are very progressive around here. Yes women can be anything right up to the United States President. The "Metatag" I think is one of the latest things that gives a blog its overall definition. For example the Metatag is one of the things they ask you on www.webrankstats.com.
       You will find a whole different world presented on this blog which briefly appeared to get the Adsense goodbye for invalid advertising but in fact was just a new and one hoped interesting angle on this whole business of sponsorship and selling and so on. Namely blogging without words nor "clicks". It did not work out so well.  We thought that since it seems some might really dnot have that much to blog except how to sell basically nothing when you get down to it that the quickest way to get rich blogging might just be to say nothing at all but concentrate entirely on tricks of the trade like search engine optimization.
       Well it turns out that writing may not actually be a prerequisite for blogging, but so far as we have seen no one has managed to do it without words altogether.     

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No Sir You Will Not Find Anything But Very Valid Rich Rich Rich Activity Here At This Site Back In Action

     Monday, 2 September 2013, RENO - The One Thing that a Blogster  who is determined to get rich knows is that activity is the name of the game. If someone might believe that Max Money is inactive you can be sure as sure can be that there is someone out there who believes that it is cute to interfere with Max Money's activity.
     Max Money does not take offense at that or any kind of attention. Make me inactive. Make me active. I do not care. Because we all know the old truism that it is publicity of whatever kind s good publicity. So now tonight we may not be able to set up the Adsense because life lately has been full of all kinds of things that there is no need to discuss right here right now. The important thing is that the result of interference with our activity is that now we have equipment that is strong, bigger, faster, greater and in the long run in fact in no time at all that is going to get us rocketing to the top.
     You will also be the first to know right now. We will even take this as the incentive to start up another blog (if you must, or "log" as I prefer). Well you better be thinking up some good ones because I will guarantee you in no time at all this blog will have spawned a cousin to add to the Max Money family of blogs. And you know what? This little bit of activity, over which we actually had no choice, is going to be one of the greatest things that ever happened to us. Before you know it we will see the activity together picking, and we will be on the road to success, success, success.
      This has been a month or two of the lost of some wonderful friends and family members. In the memory of those friends and loved ones and family members we are going to be taking off like a rocket now to make sure that all can be cared for and not have to worry about the more mundane matters of life. In fact there is an idea for businesses that we may in no time see blooming in ads of all financial types. Those for the risk taker. Those for the sleep-tighter, and everyone in between.
     In the meantime we will get things rolling as best we can. I will keep in mind a recent television program which I must have been meant to see because I have gotten some wonderful insight into how much sleep really does mean to people, or I should say most people anyway. It seems to me that there is just too much to live for at the moment and that if I am cheerfully occupied it should work if that is the way it is meant to be. It seems to me that if one is excited about life deep down it is hard for one to to be most well indeed.
    To tell you the truth I just cannot wait to get things up and running and have it all working like a well-oiled machine. Now we will see how that works. Blog on, keep the post rolling, and we should have some advertisements up there in no time.

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