Hello Everybody Happy 2015 And Now We Shall Make Up For Lost Time And Get Rich Fast! So Here We Go!

             Thursday, 22 January 2014, HAVANA - Hello fellow bloggers to get rich. I owe everyone of you thinking persons who came here to think a dollar. No I am just kidding about that because everyone can see how many visitors we have had to the site, and if I had to pay everyone a dollar I would have to sell all my jeans to all the rum drunk Russians from the spy ship. Just kidding again however we all are starting off on an even footing here so I have just as much money as everybody else (for pretend) and so on with each other. 
         But what I was going to say was, "Oops I really slept in it." I know there we were humming along at learning the fund. . . I mean what fun it was going to be to get rich blogging, and that there was nothing to be afraid of about it at all. I mean after all even I can do it, right, and that must be inspiring to everyone. Neverthemore some (my own phrase I created) I am sorry if anyone was waiting for the next post because it has been ten months to the day I am fairly sure.
      I hope that those who wished went on on their own or with learning materials available on the web for free and all kinds of classes where one might find some of those for free as well. Man it will be something if President Bam-Bam-Obama-Bam gets his way and community two year college is free then there should be all kinds of great classes to take. I am going to take some computer security classes I know because I think that is one area where there will be lots of excitement. Also I really am curious if it is possible to make any computer hooked up to the internet truly secure.
       Anyhow enough rambling ramblers let us get down to it. You do not really need to take notes because I will put them down right here to make it easier and more paperless. We will only focus on a couple things today.

1)     As may not see I have failed it seeems to e made the size of the letters (the font size) larger than past posts which is controlled by the sixth item over in the strip of controls up top namely the one with the two "T"s a smaller and a larger that you click on and use the drop-down menu to control. These often have numbers for different sizing of the letters typed, but in this case we just have a few choices so I went from "normal" to large.
       The reason I did this is since this is "Blog To Get Rich" I figured we might as well use bigger font (if you care to do so) because they say a blog needs to have new content to keep readers coming back. This helps to stretch out our written material if we wish so as not to have to think up as much or take as much time when we have a lot to do.
       It also is easier on the eyes for everyone as looking at the Google "normal" size at least to me it looked a little small. In fact for some people with poorer vision especially often as folks get older as you know it my even enable them to read a blog which they could not before with the smaller font.
       Finally it also is related to the only other point we need to cover today which is advertising, and if you are also using Google Blogger as I am I have some good news about a new development in the past ten months while I was AWOL.

2)     And yes that brings us to point #2 here which is that at least Google has decided to let people have more advertising space to make more money that is shared with Google. I missed this notice for some time but if you are using Google maybe you may find it and see that Google now is allowing a choice of running larger ads, ones where you get to custom choose the size, and also I learned practicing with another web site to let you more ads per page.
       We are not going to review all these choices today because Google says they add up to something like 15,000 new choices! Now remember this is for Google's "Adsense" which you apply for and should get in at no cost if you have done a few posts on your blog. It is okay to use mine as a model if you wish. 
       I am going to sign off in a moment and see what more and bigger ads I can get on the blog that look alright of course. For those actually following along and doing this rather than just reading for kicks or because they are told to or something like that, if there are some of you I realize you might have Tumblr I think or Wordpress or lots of other ways to do a blog. I am not familiar with those so you will have to decide for yourself if this is helpful with those or you may well find others who have written blogs on writing blogs just to help people out.

3)     The last thing you budding bloggers should know is that I am going to try out adding a post or two more and maybe a couple "gadgets" here so the page can hold more ads, and for all I know Google may let one put more ads on the page at least with Adsense if there are more posts to place ads around. I also know you cannot go crazy with that as I think Google might let you put about five or six or the bigger ads at most and then possibly a few of the "link" ads which are just the words underlined going across the page depending on the subject of your blog.

       Okay everyone who is doing it along with me go ahead and give it a try before next time which I am pretty sure should be less than ten months. I will set my alarm clock this time. Those who have not started a blog with any of the different free ones it is really easy now I am sure. You do not need to know computer code, and if you want to you can look over the first posts here. You can catch up in a matte of minutes I would think. Next time we will cover helping each other out by promoting one another's blogs or this one to see if some others wish to join us. 

                          Happy Blogging To Get Rich, 
                                       
                                                              Max Money

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Where Did That Week Go? Did That Happen To You Too Bloggers To Get Rich?

       Sunday, 22 September 2013, RENO - Okay I did not mean for that to happen but the next thing I know a week has gone by without a new post. Now my mother has cried and said, "Maxwell (not my name. my name is Max Money) why do you not go out and make an honest living". So naturally I reviewed my many skills and gave a good deal of thought to what was making my mother unhappy. I concluded it was my sister. Anyway I cut my skills down to the "short list" so it did not take too long. There was blackjack but that was not too reliable.
       And here I find myself back at blog central station where I gave my word that we would blog to get rich. I have to stop watching all that Adsense stuff. It makes me feel like a loser. What is the matter with me? Are my ads upside down? Is someone else getting paid for them because I put down the wrong number somewhere? Do everybody else's ads start like this: "Max we can help you. Please just send us your credit card number for safekeeping. We have helped thousands of people just like you."
       Help me what? Maybe I could just get some of the big ads. I follow all the instructions for the super-big ads but mine come out all teenie-weenie in colors like white on white or pea green on black, excuse me. Okay but I did find out some neat things we can do. If you have more than one post you can put an ad between posts, did you know that? Did I already tell you that? Well maybe you will remember it. HA HA!
       Go to "Layout". Click on "Post". See how there are all kinds of things that you can choose there. I have no idea what they mean mostly. But there is one that says "Put ads between posts". If you have your layout set right, I think, and you go to "Earnings" that will take you to "Adsense". Look for something that says "Your ads" or something like that. Drop it down. Pick the one that says put ads on your sidebar and between posts. And then you maybe you will be off and running. If you are not you can ask the "community". That is the two million other people who do blogs. One of them maybe will get back to you with a suggestion. Like turn on your computer.
       Meanwhile I do not get it with those "Search" boxes. They say I can have three, but they only let me have one. It is even worse with those "linkages" that they say do not count either. Like the "search" boxes however we are supposed to get money if someone searches and then clicks on something well here if they click on a word or phrase and that leads to something else, which they click on, we get money. And getting rich as my Uncle Money used to say is all about getting money. That is why he took all my Aunt Money's for "investments" before he was arrested for being married to three other women.    
       You would be surprised however that "marital privilege" does not work so well if you do that if you marry too many people at once. In fact it does not work at all. I saw a show on Oprah's "boy wonder" Dr. Phil one day last summer when my TV was working for about a couple hours after it was fixed by the same people who fixed my computer so it worked for a couple hours too. Anyway on that show they had on a divorced couple where the guy's "estranged" former wife called and said she wanted to talk to him for having an affair. So he went right over even though she and her boyfriend had tried to kill him a couple times already. He told his friend to call the police if he was not out of there by a certain time later in the morning.
       Did anyone see that Dr. Phil? Anyway, after the commercial we learned that after he went over they had a pretty good talk for a while. She still loved her former husband that she had tried to kill although she was confused. After a while he asked, "So you are not seeing him anymore?" She was honest, I will give her that. She pulled out a cocked loaded .357 Magnum pointed at him from a couple inches straight into his face. She said, "No. I am. I need to call him and ask him what to do." So she did.
       Meanwhile the guy's friend called him on his cell phone and told him he was worried. Should he call the police? How was it going? He told his friend he was not sure. That he should call back probably pretty soon.
       Now at the same time on her phone the boyfriend apparently said, "Empty the gun in his face." So she did. She hit her husband I think about four or five times in the head.
       Then, get this, she said, "Are you okay".
       Her husband said, "You hit me four times in the face, once in the ear, and the others missed. I think you hit that washer/dryer I got you."
       She told him she better call the police and did. Women are funny like that. "They want to know if you are okay? They want to send an ambulance if you need one."
       "I am not sure. I do not feel so well. You shot me a few times in the head."
       "They said we should wait. They want to talk to you." He agreed that they should come talk to them. While they waited the boyfriend called back. He was mad that she did not kill him. Then the police got there.
       He said he did not want to press charges. He agreed with Dr. Phil that their relationship had some problem. Dr Phil asked the guy if he would marry her again. He said he did not know. Dr. Phil observed that it was not a healthy relationship. Then it was time for the show to end. My TV broke again before Judge Judy's show. I am kind of afraid of her anyway. Like my Mom. Okay well I better go study some more Blogger.  Hang in there we should be rich any day now.